Now posted on this public part of the forum. As this guild does indeed have female players, and guidelines had been asked for: here are a few hints from the result of an guild internal discussion how to handle us. 1. Do not be distracting, we are easily distracted.
a) Apply cute smiles and winks with caution.
b) Easy on the tail-tickling, even only imaginary Draenei tails are kind of sensitive to tender touch.
2. Do not speak Russian in Vent, or you shall find yourself with disoriented tank and healer.
3. No vampire discussion.
4. If you happen to have the Orb of the Sin'dorei, and have been foolish enough to bring it, by all means do not equip it, and if you have equipped it do by no means use it to obtain male Blood elf form. (See guideline 2. concerning no tank nor healer.)
5. No ninja pulling, unless:
a) You are a imba crazed paladin dwarf named Sugutor.
b) I) You are Lucinya and II) look really cute afterwards.
4. Still no vampire discussion.
5. No Wolverine discussion either. (Warning daydream alert.)
6. Do not growl in Vent unless you want a female tank to forget to tank, and especially not if you happen to have a character name starting with "Fe...", this applies to male as well as female players.
7. Do under no circumstances what so ever growl in Russian. We do not answer for the consequences. (Unless you are imba tank able to taunt off the Boss yourself.)
8. If you get the naked-bugg, simply and silently enjoy.
9. No vampire discussion still.
10. No male strippers inside the instance, we politely ask you to keep your performance at the summoning stone outside. Yes this does apply for showing off muscular biceps and all other kind of undressing activities.
11. After wipe if the healer player is male: blame, if not: beg sweetly for resurrection and a comforting hug.
12. And do not whine about female players shadowmelding or using feign death once you managed to distract them.
13. No, no, no. No vampire discussion at all.
14. Treat us with affection and adoration at all times.
15. Spare the "Mature Language Filter". If you feel a need to enter any words of this manner, kindly replace them with mild cute animal names such as "bunny" or "kitten".
Example:
[Raid Leader]:WTHAMSER!YOU ARE BUNCH OF BUNNY SNAKES!CAN`T YOU JUST DO THE SQUIREL JKOB LIKE A TRUE PEOPLE,NOT LIKE A BUNNY HAMSTERS?!
See how easy it is? Hope to see you soon in PUG. :-)
